Nerdook Productions, masterminds behind Vertical Drop Heroes and 1942 Joint Fighter, just dropped Super Senseless Soccer – a football roguelite that starts normal then explodes into absurdity. No referees means pure chaos: weaponized players, animal teammates, multiple balls, power-up madness across 9 escalating stages of pixel perfection.
Football Gone Gloriously Wrong
Matches begin traditionally – 5v5 pixel footballers chasing one ball. Survive stages to unlock insanity: swords stab opponents mid-dribble, guns shoot pucks instead of kicking balls, sheep/goose/dog/cat goalies defy physics. Special teammates include the referee himself as striker, turning authority against itself.
Roguelite progression offers meaningful choices. Upgrade tickets grant team-wide pass speed, shot power, player size. Traits like ‘Bouncy Ball’ spawn extra balls creating pinball madness. Power meters fill during matches, unleashing screen-clearing supers when full.
Every stage introduces new chaos factors – shrinking goals, gravity flips, oil slicks, earthquake pitches. Local 4-player co-op shines brightest: friends screaming as teammate sheep fails spectacularly or sword duels break out during corner kicks.
Arcade Soul with Modern Twists
Nerdook captures Sensible Soccer spirit – tight controls, zoomed-out chaos visibility, satisfying ball physics – then injects roguelite replayability. Matches last 3-5 minutes keeping sessions punchy. Death restarts progression but unlocks permanent meta-progression for future runs.
Pixel art pops with personality: smug sword-wielding strikers, panicked animal goalies, referees gleefully slide-tackling opponents. Soundtrack delivers chiptune bangers matching escalating madness. Simple controls hide deep strategy – positioning for power shots, timing upgrades, managing chaos meters.
Upgrade System Creates Insane Combos
Meta-progression tempts perfectionists:
| Upgrade Type | Effect |
|---|---|
| Power Shot | Huge hitbox, pierces defenders |
| Pass Speed | Lightning-quick team movement |
| Player Size | Giant hitbox advantage |
| Bouncy Ball | Multiple balls spawn |
| Oil Slick | Slippery field advantage |
Mix sword players with giant size for unstoppable dribblers. Sheep goalie + bouncy balls creates defensive chaos. Referee striker + power shots scores from midfield. Endless Exhibition mode unlocks post-campaign for infinite replay.
Perfect Couch Co-op Pick-up Game
4-player local multiplayer captures arcade glory – controllers passed spontaneously, ridiculous combos discovered organically, instant restarts after hilarious failures. Single-player AI scales intelligently, providing worthy opposition without frustration.
Demo showcases 6/9 stages plus core mechanics. Full release promises three additional stages plus endless mode. $14.99 price matches tight 2-4 hour campaign with infinite replayability. Controller support perfect for couch sessions.
Nerdook’s Arcade Legacy Continues
Solo developer Nerdook maintains hot streak. Vertical Drop Heroes proved roguelite mastery, 1942 Joint Fighter revived shoot-em-up glory. Super Senseless Soccer captures what modern sports titles lost – pure, unfiltered arcade joy.
Wishlist bait perfected: tight gameplay loop, perfect co-op scaling, addictive upgrade chase, visual/audio polish exceeding scope. Sports Fest demo timing maximizes visibility among Rocket League, Hot Wheels Unleashed crowds.
FAQs
Online multiplayer planned?
Local 4-player co-op focus. Online unlikely due to chaotic nature favoring couch play.
How long are matches?
3-5 minutes. Perfect pick-up game length prevents fatigue.
Single player viable?
Absolutely. AI provides worthy opposition across difficulties. Roguelite progression works solo.
Console ports coming?
Steam launch first. Switch perfect fit for portable chaos likely post-PC success.
Demo available?
Yes – 6/9 stages plus core mechanics. Perfect preview of full experience.
Difficulty options?
Scales naturally through upgrades/enemies. Casual mode unlocks post-completion.
Mod support?
Workshop integration planned for custom pitches, teams, power-ups.
Similar games?
Sensible Soccer (arcade feel), Rocket League (chaos factor), Broforce (local co-op joy).
Football’s Rogue Awakening
Super Senseless Soccer reminds everyone sports games needn’t simulate reality. Pure arcade chaos trumps realistic physics when swords clash during free kicks and sheep defend penalty shots. Nerdook distills football essence – positioning, timing, teamwork – into roguelite perfection.
Grab demo, invite friends, discover sheep goalie synergies. $14.99 steals infinite couch co-op evenings. Modern sports giants chase photorealism while Nerdook rediscovers joy of silly, skillful chaos. Wishlist immediately – senseless soccer supremacy awaits.